robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

tagged: #same

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

tagged: #i just got it

380px:

nani the fuck

tagged: #OMG #best thing

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta

tagged: #squints

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: deepspace2k14)